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Allergic to mediocrity

"Liking" me is a waste of time. If you're interested in me, write to me and tell me what I wrote in my profile that made you think we might be right for each other.
I took the time to write a detailed profile. Please take the time to write a detailed response. If your message shows you didn't read my entire profile, I'll be annoyed. One-line messages reek of laziness and insincerity.
Eyes: Two
Hair: You're kidding, right?
Traits: Weird, nonconformist, creative, logical, funny, strong, kind, chivalrous, intellectual, uninhibited, sexual, dominant, protective, compassionate, good listener
Music: Classical!
I read: Books & magazines, but not minds
Activities: animal rescue (LOTS of animal rescue-- the dog in the picture isn't mine. I got him from shelter an hour before he was to die.), museums, weight-lifting, swimming, bicycling, reading, writing, science (esp. astronomy), politics, movies (especially old movies: Marx Brothers, Chaplin, Bogart, etc.), sports

I'm not too weird, just weird enough; part serious, part rotten little kid. I have a good head on my shoulders, which is a good thing because if it were elsewhere on my body, it just wouldn't look right. I'm strong mentally & physically, fiercely loyal, a take-charge man, and extremely chivalrous. I'll open your door, carry all heavy stuff, be strong for you, & protect you. I'm not into 1-night stands/chasing skirts when in a relationship. I've composed hours of classical music performed publicly. If you're not DEEPLY into classical music, we're not compatible. For a living, I teach. I've been skydiving & bungee jumping b/c I don't want to regret risks not taken. You don't have to do them, but accept that I do sometimes.

I've fulfilled all my sexual fantasies, & want to keep fulfilling them with someone I love, and who loves me. I'm politically aware, but NOT politically correct. I'm vegetarian-- a cruelty-free diet is a must. Innocent animals should not have to die just to be delicious to you. I loathe the Tea Party. Conformists, conservatives, and religious folks (I gave up religion for Lent) go away. Deist are OK, theists are not. I do 200+ voice impressions. Yes, really. Order now, operators standing by.

More about my Match
Wish list: soft body/spirit, unconventional, strong mind/character; free thinker yet likes her man in charge & to protect her; height/weight proportionate; no large tattoos or piercings exc. ears; EXTREMELY feminine & intelligent; LOVES classical music (knows, for example, the difference between Haydn & Ravel; doesn't think Beethoven's a large dog and Bach's the sound he makes when chasing cats); arts & sciences, politics, literature, nature; incurably curious.

You're NOT right for me if you
•take drugs
•would even consider wearing real fur or be otherwise cruel to animals
•don't like animals
•are not into hairy guys
•believe in astrology/other brainless superstitions, including religion
•are too much of a feminist. I favor gender fairness, but I’m sick of being treated like the enemy. I won’t apologize for being masculine. Feminists tell men to get in touch with their feminine sides, but I only do that to give it a firm spanking like the dirty little slut that it is.
•regard your match's income a factor in your attraction to him. I don't sell flowers at intersections, but want me for who I am, not what I own.

Miss Right's sexually uninhibited, passionate & willing to try new things. I’m sexually dominant (but never abusive), so she likes being sexually submissive. Enthusiasm is more important than experience; it’s the best sexual technique. I also think bisexual girls are HOT, although I'm 100% straight.
Also, honesty in relationships should be carried to extremes. In relationships, I DON'T LIE, EVER. I ask the same from you. Lies in relationships are like boogers in salads: the acceptable number is zero.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
Height6' 1" (185 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBald
Hair LengthBald
Best featureArms
Body ArtNone

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyEducation / Academic
Employment StatusFull-time

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsGenre is less important than quality.
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
Favorite movies2001: A Space Odyssey; Chaplin; the Marx Bros., Casablanca; The Shawshank Redemption, to name a few. No, I'm not focused on the past. I'm focused on the timeless.
Music typesClassical
Favorite artistsBeethoven, Schubert, Bach, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Dvorak... you get the idea.
I have extremely high standards. I don't have much patience for music that doesn't stimulate my mind. I've composed several hours of it and have had my music performed.
Reading selectionAnthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science fiction
Favorite booksAlas, I used to be a voracious reader. Rescue leave little time for this.
HobbiesExercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Volunteering


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingDon't drink
My great timeTrying new things, The movies, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to trySpace travel


Political viewsMiddle of the road
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeTo save as many animals as I can.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerI've covered that.


Enjoys playingBicycling & Cycling, Swimming and Diving, Other Sports
Enjoys watchingBaseball, Basketball, Football (American), Hockey, Skating

Exercising Preferences